apparently my daughter is measuring almost two weeks behind what she should be measuring so my midwife changed my due date from 8/31 to 9/10. hollllllla for an extra 11 days of pregnancy *sarcastic eyeroll*
We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
on the real tho
andrew gets way too superior about wearing a maroon beret instead of a pc
at fort bragg it was the norm bc its an airborne base and here it’s not the norm, people with berets are considered ~special~ so i get it but
goddamn chill out about ya damn headgear lol
my husband, in a nutshell.
all I can think about right now is fair fries from this one little stand in my hometown 1400 miles away. is it wrong to be heartbroken by food?
Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Can you believe there is love that is illegal